Sunday, August 2, 2009

Beware of text messages

Greetings.

Stardate: -313415.4

Today’s holidays: Absolutely no one on Earth has a real holiday today. Go figure.

Today’s quasi-holidays: Nocturnal Day; Flying Monkey Day; Fiesta de los Frijoles Resfritos

Worthy cause of the day: Save the Tatas

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:

Today’s news and commentary:

Today’s weird thing is Texts from Last Night. This collection of actually texts messages chronicles all manner of sick and depraved acts people actually did. It is by far the most persuasive reason not to do drugs or engage in casual sex ever presented. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Bobby Awesome and his cousin Beth, who is even more awesome

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is by far the best post I have ever seen on this blog!

Jimmy the Obvious Suckup said...

I agree! We need far more posts like this!

Anonymous said...

Wow. Anything else you'd care to say?

Anonymous said...

Yes, I would like a number two meal with Coke and an M&M McFlurry please.