Beware of strange comparisons

Greetings.

Jewish date:  17 ’Elul 5769.

Today’s holidays:  Twenty-Third Sunday of Ordinary Time.

Today’s quasi-holidays:  Read A Book Day.

Worthy causes of the day:  “Enough Unemployment!”, “Tell Your Senators: Make Our Food Safe!”, “Tell Obama's Antitrust Czar: Investigate Monsanto”, “Health Care for America NOW! | We're behind Obama for real change”.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:  See today’s weird thing for some religious humor.
Today’s news and commentary:

• “Divide to Conquer: Infection-Specific T Cells Multiply to Fight Infection”
• “Not every cloud has a silver lining”
• “Record Pfizer $2.3 billion fraud settlement, windfall payout to states”
• “Lockerbie, the Anger”

Today’s weird thing, which I heard about at shul yesterday, is “Top Ten Ways Woodstock was like Mt. Sinai”.  Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron