Greetings.
Jewish date: 14 Tishri 5769.
Today’s quasi-holidays: National Diversity Day, International Day of Non-Violence.
Worthy cause of the day: “Stop Wildlife Poisoning on Public Lands” and “President Obama: Stop the Senate Democrats kneecapping health care reform.”
Today’s news and commentary:
- “AIDS vaccine surprises scientists, proves partially successful”
- “Survey: US residents don't want targeted ads”
- “Long-Awaited Research on a 4.4-Million-Year-Old Hominid Sheds New Light on Last Common Ancestor”
- “On Alien World, It Rains Rocks”
- “Photoshopping Apple's Aqua Wallpaper”: OK, not quite news or commentary, but it may be useful to someone.
In lieu of a weird thing, today I present an advertisement from our newest sponsor below. Enjoy, share the weirdness, Shabbath shalom, and ḥagh kasher wesameaḥ.
Aaron
Aaron
Miss Clara Percy Feline Breeders of London, Ltd., is once again pleased to offer cats of the famous “Cheshire” breed. Due to the rarity and difficulties in producing healthy animals which meet the Cat Fanciers’ Association standards, can only offer them in limited quantities on a first-come first-serve basis. A total of fifteen cats are now available for adoption by loving homes.
Cheshire cats are a particularly favored breed. They are characterized by a recessive trait which produces the characteristic deformity of the lips and teeth. This may make the cats difficult to feed, and like many of the smaller breeds of dogs, they may require a diet of soft food. However, they are considered unusually intelligent, and they are well known for their antics. Many owners believe their cats perfectly understand everything they say and display unusual genius for outwitting their human masters. They will happily be around those they adore, though around strangers they do tend to vanish. They are highly tolerant of airborne irritants such as ground peppercorns.
One of our purebred Cheshire cats with a tortoiseshell coat.
All animals are pure-bred Cheshires and are provided with appropriate shots and litter-box training. The adoption fee per animal is £1 000, with additional fees as required for adoptions outside the United Kingdom. Although we understand that many prefer kittens, due to the limited quantities we cannot necessarily provide cats of a certain age. Please submit requests or questions to hatta@percycats.co.uk. We have had some problems of late with our internet service provider, so please post to this blog if there are any difficulties.
CLARA PERCY’S IS A PROUD HOLDER OF THE ROYAL WARRANT
©2009 Clara Percy’s Feline Breeders of London, Ltd., all rights reserved.
5 comments:
Yes, I would like a cat. But do they get along well with rabbits? Please contact at gnhipster@hotmail.com.
I used to have a Cheshire and it was the dearest, sweetest cat in the world. I would love to have another. May I have two for £1500?
How are they around girls?
All cats are £1 000 each. There are no discounts for multiple cats. They are very good around girls, especially young ones, though they are prone to play tricks on children of all ages.
Not the kind of girls I was talking about.
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