BEWARE OF THE SOFA

GREETINGS.

JEWISH DATE:  4 MARḤESHWAN 5770 (PARASHATH NOAḤ).

TODAY’S QUASI-HOLIDAYS:  INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, INTERNATIONAL STUTTERING AWARENESS DAY.

WORTHY CAUSES OF THE DAY:  “Call them out: Tell Harry Reid to expose the Democrats who want to filibuster a public option”, “Take Action: TrueMajority.org:  Stand with Melanie, not the insurance CEOs”, and “GOP: Stop Spewing Health Care Lies”.

TODAY’S NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

• “At the centre of time”
  
• “Using Human “Wetware” to Control Robots”
• “What is the Real Cost of Power Production?”
• “The New Plague”
• “Skiing Robot Not Very Useful But Totally Fun To Watch”
• “Element 114 verified”

TODAY’S WEIRD THING IS “After Defeating the Sofa in Combat Gaddafi Made a Sash from It's Pelt”.

ENJOY AND SHARE THE WEIRDNESS.

AARON