“Turbo Encabulator”

Greetings.

Jewish date:  18 ’Iyyar 5771 (Parashath BeMidhbar).

Today’s events:  Buy a Musical Instrument Day, International Day for Biological Diversity, Emancipation Day (Puerto Rico).

Today’s weird thing is “Turbo Encabulator”, which is an impressive-sounding piece of pure nonsense.  
Enjoy and share the weirdness.

’Aharon/Aaron

Beware of automated musical instruments

Greetings.

Jewish date:  16 ’Iyyar 5771 (Parashath Beḥuqqothay).

Today’s events:  Be a Millionaire Day, National Bike to Work Day, Pick Strawberries Day, Weights and Measures Day, Emancipation Day (Florida), Malcolm X Day.

Also:  Tomorrow is Metric Mitochondria Day.  Celebrate our obligate symbiotes and the International System of Units!

Today’s weird thing is “100 year old violin playing machine”, which is a just plain freaky-looking musical instrument.  Enjoy, share the weirdness, and Shabbath shalom..

’Aharon/Aaron

Bad ponies, beware!

Greetings.

Jewish date:  13 ’Iyyar 5771 (Parashath Beḥuqqothay).

Today’s events:  Pack Rat Day, World Telecommunication Day (UN), Mary McLeod Bethune Week.

NOTE:  On 7 May 2005 at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology there was a time traveler convention.  Time travelers allegedly showed up.  If you ever get a time machine, be then and there or be square!

Today’s weird things are two pictures I took on Sunday.

This seems to be what happens to bad ponies.

Even if the pony really deserved it, these colorful tribbles are nevertheless shocked.

(Yes, I know these are just toys at the local mall, but I felt the urge to perform some creative interpretation.)

Enjoy and share the weirdness.

’Aharon/Aaron

Beware of LEGOs

Image of LEGOs via Wikipedia

Greetings.

Jewish date:  2 ’Iyyar 5771 (Parashath ’Emor).

Today’s events:  National Nurses Day, Space Day and International Space Day, Beverage Day, International Tuba Day, International No Diet Day, Military Spouses Day, National Tourist Appreciation Day.

Today’s weird thing is Smallworks Brickcase, a LEGO-compatible case for the iPhone.  Enjoy, share the weirdness, and Shabbath shalom.

’Aharon/Aaron