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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Beware of typos

Greetings.

Jewish date:  13 ’Elul 5769.

Today’s holiday:  Wednesday of the Twenty-Second Week of Ordinary Time.

Today’s quasi-holidays:  Calendar Adjustment Day, National Beheading Day.  (Don’t ask me about the latter.  I have no clue where such a quasi-holiday comes from.)

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. “Taiwan: China cancels events over Dalai Lama visit”:  Essentially the government of People’s Republic of China is throwing a snit over the fact that the Dalai Lama is visiting Taiwan.  The atheistic government of China has the idea that it should have complete control over religion in China, completely against the notion of freedom of religion, not to mention that it is not within the purview of any government to dictate truth.  Since the Dalai Lama does not submit to their control and remains outside of China where they cannot control him, the Chinese government tends to collectively act like an unhappy spoiled brat who yells and screams and tries to get everyone else to do what he/she wants.
  2. “Iranian Journo 'Validates' Medical Impossibility?”:  More on the anti-Semitic libel from Sweden.  The claims keep getting harder and harder to believe.  General rule:  If you are going to lie, do serious research first to make sure you say something credible.
  3. I am still planning (hoping?) to spin off a separate Divine Misconceptions blog by (around?) Ro’sh hashShanah.  Someone please poke me with a sharp object a few times to motivate me into making progress along these lines.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “CHANCES I’LL CATCH MY TYPOS”.
song chart memes
Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

PS:  Where’s that sharp object?
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Thursday, July 23, 2009

2 ’Av

Greetings.

Jewish date:  2 ’Av 5769.

Today’s holidays:  The Nine Days, Nisfu Sha’ban.

Today’s quasi-holiday:  National Vanilla Ice Cream Day.

Worthy cause of the day:  “Spur environmentally-safe solar energy in the U.S.”

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. More religious oppression:  “Chinese official: Beijing has won the battle against Falun Gong”, “AZERBAIJAN: 'The government doesn't want to give up control over religion”, “Fiji police hold church leaders”, and “Vietnam police detain 18 Catholics after clashes”.
  2. Bizarre paranoia:  “Fiji freemasons held for sorcery”.  While Freemasons may be secretive, my periodic objections that no one should suffer based on allegations of black magic without solid proof that actual magic of a harmful nature was performed.  Otherwise innocent people are bound to needlessly suffer.
  3. “Online journalist wins victory over 'legal jihad':  Court rebuffs defamation suit from swarm of Muslim organizations”:  Major rule:  suppressing contrary evidence never works to make anything so.  Whenever anyone tries to do so, it is a good sign he/she is wrong.
Today’s news and commentary:
As noted yesterday, there will be no weird things until after the Nine Days.  Peace.

Aaron

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Ro’sh Ḥodhesh ’Av

Greetings.

Jewish date:  1 ’Av 5769.

Today’s holidays:  Ro’sh Ḥodhesh, the Nine Days, Feast of the Scarlet Woman.

Today’s quasi-holiday:  Pied Piper Day.

Worthy cause of the day:  “Ask Interior Secretary Salazar to advance a bold new vision for preserving America's wilderness heritage.”

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. A note on the Nine Days:  The Nine Days culminate in the Ninth of ’Av, which commemorates the destruction of both the First and Second Temples in Jerusalem.  Both destructions were a severe blow to the Jews, as the Temple occupies a central place in Jewish ritual and life.  (Note that an entire book of the Torah, Leviticus, and an order of the Mishnah and Talmudhim, Qodhashim, are dedicated to the Temple service.  This is not a minor matter in Judaism.)  The Temple was also a center for Jewish learning and the court system, as well as a physical symbol for the unity of the Jewish people.  Having lived for 1,939 years without the Temple, and indeed, largely among peoples without a concept of sacrifice, the emotional depth of the loss of the Temple largely escapes us.  In an effort to get us into the proper mood, mourning-related restrictions (e.g., no eating meat and no bathing for pleasure) are practiced, with the Ninth of ’Av being a full-day fast.  As such, the Nine Days are frankly the most unpleasant period in the Jewish calendar.  Which leads us to a common religious misconception.  Religion is not meant to be a fun activity performed only once a week or on holidays.  Rather, since religion is ultimately about truth and truth is applicable every single quantum of time that anything exists, religion deals with every single aspect of life.  And one consequence of this is that religion deals with the unpleasant aspects of life just as much as the pleasant ones.  It may be easier to celebrate the pleasant holidays, but mourning and fasting are just as necessary.  History is littered with disasters, and the most painful among these are disasters in which people suffered ultimately due to things they did wrong when they should have known better.  Pointless in-fighting and playing dangerous politics led to the destruction of both Temples at the hands of hostile powers.  Unfortunately, humans have not gotten any better along these lines in the past 1,939 years.  We are still fighting each other, often putting short-term interests ahead of long-term potential for danger, trusting people who should not be trusted, and hating each other for no good reason.  Let these Nine Days be a warning to us of what tragedies we can create for ourselves and our descendants.
  2. “Danish military unit involved in headscarf row”:  The Danish military is trying to decide whether it is OK for a female Muslim soldier to wear a headscarf.  This is an obvious violation of freedom of religion, and the argument that the headscarf is “a symbol of oppression of women and discrimination” does not apply in this case.  It is not merely that freedom of religion means that everyone should be enabled to embrace whatever she believes is the proper thing to do, no matter how much other people hate it.  Rather, if she can be a soldier, she ought to be able to beat up or shoot anyone who tries to oppress or discriminate against her.
  3. More religious oppression:  “Somalia: Convert From Islam Shot Dead” and “Lawyer ejected because of 'no use': monk sentenced to life” (China is getting heavy-handed in dealing with Tibetan Buddhism again).
Today’s news and commentary:
Due to the serious nature of the Nine Days, there will be no weird things until after this period of sadness has passed, though there may be updates in the other sections of my blog.

Aaron

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Beware of risky business plans

Greetings.

Jewish date:  27 Tammuz 5769.

Today’s holidays:  The Three Weeks, Isra Al Mi’Raj (Ascent of the Prophet Muhammad), Sixteenth Sunday of Ordinary Time, Feast Day of the Magi: Krishna.

Today’s quasi-holiday:  National Ice Cream Day.

Worthy cause of the day:  “Stop Overusing Antibiotics on Healthy Farm Animals”.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:  More oppression:  “RUSSIA: Raids continue as doubts grow over Nursi ban”, “Somalia: Islamists Order Women in Dobley Town to Take Veil"”, “UZBEKISTAN: Prisoners' freedom of religion or belief denied”, and “Falungong gather for city protest”.

Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “The Ghostbusters’ Risky Business Plan”, which is perhaps treating Ghostbusters with more seriousness than it deserves.  (Then again, I plan at some point to do a comparison of Ghostbusters with Revelation...)  Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Monday, July 6, 2009

Beware of fine musical robots since 2000

Greetings.

Jewish date:  14 Tammuz 5769.

NOTE:  This Thursday is 17 Tammuz, a major fast day in Judaism.  For info on it, please see the site of the Orthodox Union.

Today’s holidays:

Today’s quasi-holiday:  National Fried Chicken Day.

Worthy cause of the day:  “Regulate Shipping to Protect Arctic Wildlife”.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. More religious oppression:  “China: Office Becomes New Force For Religious Repression”, “Two shot at Ethiopia church site”, and “Hundreds of Muslims attack about a hundred Christian homes in Punjab”.
  2. “Pedophiles, Hebephiles, and Ephebophiles, Oh My: Erotic Age Orientation”:  Yes, this article is sort of creepy.  But it has a point.  Things people often label as “unnatural” often aren’t; things that people do wrong are often natural and have some logic to them.  Also, things that we consider evil are not necessarily a sign of something medically wrong; if people misbehave due to illness, then they belong in a hospital and not a prison.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “LEMUR: Purveyors of Fine Musical Robots Since 2000”.  (Think of something like real-life Animusic robots.)  Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Monday, June 29, 2009

Beware of mind-bogglingly stupid aliens

Greetings.

Jewish date:  7 Tammuz 5769.

Today’s holiday:  Feast of Simon Magus.

Today’s quasi-holidays:  Camera Day, Please Take My Children to Work Day.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. More people dying needlessly due to bad religious thinking:  “Horror of Kenya's 'witch' lynchings” and “Trial in death of infant raises questions of parental rights, religious freedom”, and “Man sees subtle victory in fight against Jehovah's Witnesses”.
  2. It is unsurprising that Buddhists would find this offensive:  “Footwear store in Geneva uses Buddha statue to hang shoes”.
  3. More oppression:  “AZERBAIJAN: 'Why shouldn't we bring order to this?'”.
  4. Political irony:  “Atheist China promotes Buddhism”.
  5. “Video of church's 'casting out' gay 'demon' in teen sparks anger”:  While demons are probably the least likely cause for homosexuality (as no one seems to have demonstrated yet why anyone specifically ends up with the sexual orientation they have), they are at least the most original suspected cause.  Some solid data supporting the existence of demons and an actual test of whether casting out gay demons actually works would be nice.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing, submitted by Barry, is “40 Things I Learned From ID4 That I Never Knew Before”.  Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Beware of the Commodore 64

Greetings.

Jewish date: 2 Tammuz 5769.

Today’s holidays: Birth of John the Baptist, Feast of the Lesser Mysteries.

Worthy causes of the day:  “Iran: Stop the Crackdown” and “Send a United Message to Siemens and Nokia”.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. More lack of freedom of religion: “China's 10-year campaign to crush Falun Gong drives movement underground”, “Virulent new strain of anti-Semitism rife in UK, says Chief Rabbi”, and “Burmese jailed for Suu Kyi prayer”.
  2. “Warren prayer booth under fire”:  A Church of God congregation has erected a “prayer booth” in city hall in Warren, Michigan.  Putting aside the question of what anyone needs a “prayer booth” for—I pray multiple times a day, and I have never needed one—there is an obvious question of separation of church and state here.  However, what really drew my attention is this paragraph:

    "This is ridiculous. Prayer should be private," said Annie Laurie Gaylor, co-president of the Wisconsin-based nonprofit [The Freedom from Religion Foundation]. "A government is supposed to be neutral when it comes to religion."
    Boldfacing for emphasis is my doing.  Since when was prayer something done only in private?  Many (if not most) religions hold services in which people gather together to pray.  In some religions, such as Islam, people will even pray out in the streets.  Why should anyone expect others not to pray simply because there are other people around?
  3. “Night patrols by street pastors”:  Interesting tactic.
  4. The Church of Scientology is in trouble again, this time for physical abuse of staff:  “FLORIDA: Sect accused of violence”.
  5. Yes, I am tardy again in reviewing the latest episode of Kings, “The Sabbath Queen”.  The moral reasoning of various characters in this episode is severely wanting.  Cross causes a blackout because his son is not invited to a party, and Michelle, David, and Jack take advantage of the blackout to behave as they would not otherwise, as if no one can see their sins in the dark.  What Michelle and David do is likely to come back and haunt them in a future episode.  More interesting is the backstory revealed during the blackout.  A few years previously, Michelle was deathly ill, and with no medical intervention left to try, Silas was determined to keep her alive by keeping her spirits up.  (This is not rational, but it is human.)  To this end he read to her from one of her favorite childhood books, Harlow, Seven Dumplings, and the Sabbath Queen.  (If this is a real book, it is rare enough not to be even mentioned on Amazon.com.)  It is the story of a small girl, Harlow, who falls into the hands of the beautiful, yet evil Sabbath Queen, who refuses to let her go home.  (Which gives me wonder what the writers were thinking, considering that the Sabbath Queen is just a personification of the Sabbath in Jewish metaphor and in Qabbalah the Sefirah of Malkhuth and cannot be considered evil.)  Silas artificially draws out the story for days.  Finally Silas (perhaps in a hallucination) meets Death and strikes a deal with her “signed” in blood:  in exchange for Michelle’s life, he has to give up his kingdom once a better man for the job of king comes along.  This is frankly the most unusual variant on the Faust legend I am aware of.  But Silas is not alone:  Michelle, too, makes a deal.  She promises God that she will dedicate her life to serving Him if He lets her live.  Hence her determination not to marry anyone.  So at the end of the episode we are left wondering which of the two deals really saved Michelle’s life and which is valid.  We are also left wondering what the real requirements of the deals really are.  How is Silas to know who the better man for the job of king really is?  And is eternal spinsterhood really something Michelle needs to serve God.  (David does not think so.)  We are left with a moral cliffhanger, and I am very curious how it will be resolved.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “The Commodore 64 vs. the iPhone 3G S: The Ultimate Showdown”.  Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Beware of annoyed cats

Greetings.

Jewish date: 26 ’Iyyar 5769.

Today’s holiday: Day 41 of the ‘Omer.

Today’s quasi-holidays: Weights and Measures Day, Eliza Doolittle Day.

Worthy causes of the day: “Stop Starbucks”, “WHAT HAPPENED TO OBAMA'S
ENERGY PLAN?”
, “Loaded weapons in our National Parks? Your action is needed today!”, “Tell Republicans to Stop Their Conspiracy Theories!”

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. “Fall TV cheat sheet: What's in? What's out?”: Cupid, Reaper, and Kings have all been canceled. On the bright side, this gives me three less things to worry about. And I have to repeat, Reaper is no big loss. It may be amusing, but the premise is so incredibly stupid that I have gained an appreciation for how well the premise-botched Buffy the Vampire Slayer was.
  2. “The Ten Commandments: An interesting insight into the cold war”: This is an historically-based review of The Ten Commandments, with the history both in terms of the setting the story is supposed to take place in and the setting the movie was actually made in. I had not considered that there might be a Cold War aspect to this film.
  3. More religious persecution: “In Iraq, an exodus of Christians”, “Pakistan's religious minorities report violence”, “An armed band kidnap a Christian teacher in Kirkuk”, “Chinese lawyers say they were beaten, detained”,
  4. “Should Universal Health Care Cover Faith Healing?”: The answer is “no”, since it does not work.
  5. “AA is Faith-Based, Not Evidence-Based”: Apparently Alcoholics Anonymous does not work either, plus courts mandating it is a violation of separation of church and state. The criticism that Alcoholics Anonymous encourages a weak sort of repentance that avoids the penitent taking the responsibility to change his/her ways is a valid one.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “Advanced Cat Yodeling”.

Enjoy, share the weirdness, and consider whether you really want to annoy your cat.

Aaron

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Beware of time travelers

Greetings.

Jewish date: 13 ’Iyyar 5769.

Today’s holidays: Day 28 of the ‘Omer, Thursday of the Fourth Week of Easter.

Today’s quasi-holiday: International Tuba Day.

Worthy causes of the day: “Support The Historic Bill to End Canada's Commercial Seal Hunt”, “Senate: Vote YES for Credit Card Reform!”, “Shell: Stop Gas Flaring Now!”, and “Protect Yellowstone's Newborn Buffalo.”

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. “Turkish novelist on trial for insulting Islam”: More Islamic intolerance, this time author Nedim Gürsel’s The Daughters of Allah being accused of blasphemy. One would think that after The Satanic Verses that Muslims would learn that raising a huge fuss over a book is free publicity... That latter book is so bad that if it was not for the fatwa against it, few people would have bothered reading it. I wish Gürsel great prosperity at the expense of his government’s intolerance stupidity.
  2. 10 Worst Countries to be a Blogger: Guess who’s on it?
Today’s news and commentary:
For today’s weird thing, in honor of the Time Traveler Convention, you can have a recap of “Grandfather Paradox” or enjoy the official site of The Time Travelers Convention: A New Musical. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Beware of Agent Smith

Greetings.

Jewish date:  12 ’Iyyar 5769.

Today’s holidays:  Day 27 of the ‘Omer, Wednesday of the Fourth Week of Easter.

Today’s quasi-holidays:  Nurses’ Day, No Diet Day.

Worthy causes of the day:  “Tell FOX News: Stop the Smear Campaign Against Healthcare” and “Urge the Obama Administration to Give Polar Bears the Protection They Need”.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:  More countries demonstrate they have no clue when it comes to freedom of religion:  “Vietnamese Police try everything, but in vain, the Thai Ha pilgrimage goes ahead”, “China reject latest US report on religious freedom”

Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “The Matrix Vs. Carl Sagan”.

(Tip of the hat to Bad Astronomy.)  Obviously Morpheus has seen Cosmos too many times before and does not care to hear anything from it again.  Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Friday, May 1, 2009

Beware of ghosts

Greetings.

Jewish date:  7 ’Iyyar 5769.

Today’s holidays:  Day 22 of the ‘Omer, Festival of Ridvan, Walpurgis.

Today’s quasi-holidays:  May Day, Save a Rhino Day.

Worthy causes of the day:  “Sign the open letter to President Obama” and “Impeach Jay Bybee”.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. More intolerance:  “Authorities trying to keep secret arrests and sentences of Tibetan monks”, “China Still Presses Crusade Against Falun Gong”, “Mais Forbids Ahmadiyya Worship”, “RUSSIA: The battle with 'religious extremism' - a return to past methods?”, and “UZBEKISTAN: More severe jail sentences for Muslim prisoners of conscience”.
  2. Unusual intolerance: “Stewardess sacked for refusing to wear Islamic robe and walk behind male colleagues”.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is Pac-Txt. Enjoy, share the weirdness, and Shabbath shalom.

Aaron

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Beware of floppy disk drives

Greetings.

Jewish date: 29 Nisan 5769.

Today’s holidays: Day 14 of the ‘Omer.

Today’s quasi-holidays: Laboratory Day, Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day, World Book and Copyright Day.

Worthy causes of the day: “Accountability for Torture”, “Fix the economy and the planet now!”, “Let Scientists Speak Out”, and “Support the Fraud Enforcement and Recovery Act”.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. My review of The God Delusion is taking longer than I thought it would. I blame Richard Dawkins since he wrote the crummy book in the first place. The problem is not simply listing what is wrong with the book, but rather showing that everything wrong with the book fits together in a coherent pattern.
  2. More countries failing freedom of religion: “‘Break-through’ for Christianity in China a Mirage”, “China: Detained Uyghur Christian Taken to Hospital”, “AZERBAIJAN: What is the 'Plan to Prevent the Spread of Religious Extremism'?”, “Christians killed in Egypt feud”, “UZBEKISTAN: 15-day jail term for teaching Baptist beliefs”, and “TURKMENISTAN: Conscientious objector convicted as criminal”.
  3. A small victory for freedom of religion: “Egyptians win the right to drop religion from ID cards”.
  4. “Kings Moved to Summer”: That show is now endangered. And, yes, I still owe you a review of the latest episode, “Judgement Day”. I plan on getting to it after I finish my review of The God Delusion, YHWH willing.
  5. “Pope Pursues Heavenly Power With Plant Harnessing Sun”: This is a good way for the Catholic Church to set a good example.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “Star Wars Floppy Disk”:

Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Monday, April 13, 2009

Beware of dahus

Greetings.

Jewish date: 19 Nisan 5769.

Today’s holidays: Ḥol hamMo‘edh Pesaḥ, Smigus Dyngus/Dyngus Day/Wet Monday/Easter Monday.

Today’s quasi-holidays: Blame Somebody Else Day.

Worthy cause of the day: “Reinstate Moratorium on Outer Continental Shelf Oil Drilling”.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. More problems with freedom of religion: “ABKHAZIA: 'We'll kick out anyone'”, “Sikhs protest against knife rules”, “Protestant clergyman arrested again in Beijing”, and “Jumoad: Protect Christian community in Lantawan”.
  2. A problem with freedom of speech: “Rights lawyers decry magazine's closure for "blasphemy"”.
  3. I have no idea what to make of this: “Swedish parishioners unveil Lego statue of Jesus”.
  4. “Jordanian man accused of stabbing pregnant sister in 'honor killing'”: This is a very unpleasant story of a man in Jordan who murdered his sister because he “believed that she had… started seeing other men”. Now, it is conceivable that his belief was correct, but nothing substantial in the way of evidence is presented. As such, this man may have killed an innocent woman. This is why in well-designed systems of laws extrajudicial killings are limited to emergencies: so that guilt or innocence may be calmly, objectively determined, thus reducing the probability of mistakes which can never be undone. Today I find myself especially puzzled why killings like this ones are called “honor killings”. Suppose that the accused woman really was guilty. Should this be accounted a blot on the family honor? Arguably yes: she did something wrong, and there is the implicit question of whether how she was raised contributed to this. But suppose the accused woman really was innocent. If adultery should be accounted a stain on the family honor, why should murder be no less disgraceful? Unlike the adultery, which was only suspected, the murder definitely happened—and who would ever consider a real crime any less serious than one that may not have happened? I have no clue why the murderer is considered honorable while his victim is considered dishonorable. I suspect “honor” in this case is a mistranslation.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is the “dahu”. Enjoy, share the weirdness, and happy Pesaḥ.

Aaron

Thursday, April 2, 2009

“Richard Crumb: Multidimensional Investment Banker”

Greetings.

Jewish date: 8 Nisan 5769.

Today’s quasi-holiday: National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. Countries behaving badly: “Police arrest underground Zhengding bishop Jia Zhiguo”, “Laos: Police Destroy Church Building In Village”, “UZBEKISTAN: Cleric takes part in police raid on religious community”, “Saudi government cracks down on Shiite dissidents”, and “Young Christian man killed in Orissa in what police describe as an 'accident'”. And for a lot more, “US names religious freedom violators”
  2. “Rhode Island Episcopal Priest Expelled From Church For Devotion to Islam”. Serves her right for the blatant contradiction.
  3. “Cults or Alternative Religions?”: This article correctly notes that “cult“ is a term which indicates how one feels about a religion but says nothing about what the religion is like.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “Richard Crumb: Multidimensional Investment Banker”.



Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Cardboard coffee table

Greetings.

Jewish Date:  7 Nisan 5769.

Today’s quasi-holidays:  April Fool’s Day, International Dadaism Month.

Worthy cause of the day: “Cutting Emissions is a Bargain - Support Cap and Trade!”

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. More government violation of freedom of religion: “Morocco expels five Christian missionaries for proselytizing"”, “China cracks down in Muslim west”.
  2. Government hypocrisy on freedom of religion: “China turns to Buddhism to calm Tibet, Taiwan tensions”.
  3. “Plea Deal Includes Resurrection Clause: Mother to Testify Against Alleged Cult and to Go Free if Son Rises From Dead”: Interesting religion-based clause in a legal deal.
  4. I would like to speak a bit about one of my latest acquisitions, The Other Bible, edited by Willis Barnstone.  The Other Bible consists of religious texts which are not part of the standard Christian Bible from a variety of sources spread over something on the order of 1,500 years:  Jewish apocrypha, pseudepigrapha, mystical, and sectarian texts (including the Dead Sea Scrolls), Christian apocrypha, Gnostic texts, Mandaean texts, Manichaean texts, and even pagan texts.  The groups whose works were utilized are not a single religion, and these works thus form a rather artificial collection.  Also the Pharisaic/Orthodox Jewish contributions, listed under “Haggadah”, “Kabbalah”, and “The Zohar, the Book of Radiance (Kabbalah)”, were never intended to be taken as scripture.  As such, “The”, “Other”, and “Bible” are all rather inappropriate for reference to this collection.  In the introduction, the editor conceives of these works being part of a Judeo-Christian “greater bible” which we now have easier access to.  While I have to agree with the editor that these works are valuable for investigating the development of religious thought, I find the notion of a “greater bible” rather repugnant.  Religion is not a free-for-all with texts playthings to delight in.  To accept a book as scripture is an explicit endorsement of its content.  This is why the New Testament is not part of what Jews consider “Bible”:  they view it as a separate, detached collection and not a continuation of the Hebrew Bible.  Bundling together works from multiple religions under a single rubric to imply they are really part of a greater whole, a collection not endorsed as scripture by any single religion except maybe Bahá’ís (and that is a maybe) is an even worse mistake than bundling the Hebrew Bible together with the New Testament.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is the “Cardboard coffee table”. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

29 ’Adhar 5769: Pecan Day

Greetings.

Worthy causes of the day: “Support Encore Careers for America”, “Obama at the G20”, and “Tell Secretary Salazar to Put a Stop to Oil and Gas Activity in the Arctic”.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. More incidents of countries behaving badly (as if anyone really expected freedom of religion to catch on overnight): “Iraq’s most ancient sect in need of protection to escape extinction”, “Saudis awaiting change from religious police”, “China Prepares for Post-Dalai Lama Era”, “Hindu fights for pyre 'dignity'”, and “Suffocating the Baha'i”.
  2. “'Leader' of Italian religious group in court accused of helping Swiss gigolo”: This is a disaster caused by a severe lack of critical thinking skills. Thus is it written:
    Investigators believe Ernani Barretta, 64, holds the key to where Swiss con man Helg Sgarbi hid the fortune he swindled out of a succession of ultra-rich society women and industrialists' wives.

    The Italian businessman called himself the "Instrument of God", according to police, and told his 30 followers that he had special faith healing powers, could walk on water and was capable of being in two places at the same time.

    He will face court in Pescara, on Italy's Adriatic coast, where the regional Flying Squad called its investigation "Operation Sect".

    Mr Barretta, who carried business cards describing himself as a "medium", has been charged with fraud, criminal association and extortion.
    Mr. Sgarbi’s claims are extraordinary, but they are testable. It is not too hard to ask someone to walk across a swimming pool to prove he can actually do it. I have no clue what his victims were thinking in trusting him.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing, submitted by Barry, is “Time spent grading student essays”:
song chart memes graph

Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Monday, March 23, 2009

27 ’Adhar 5769: National Puppy Day/World Meteorological Day/Toast Day

Greetings.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. Report on last night’s episode of Kings (“Prosperity”):


    • Notions of prophecy seem to be rather muddled in this show.  In the Hebrew Bible, if one suspects that one has seen a sign from YHWH, one goes to a prophet to confirm and explicate it.  Or the prophet simply shows up and lets one know what YHWH has to say.  The writers of Kings have seriously muddled this straightforward process.  Silas/Sha’ul looks for signs of the will of God.  However, without explicit prophetic communication, the error rate of interpretation is bound to be high.
    • Jack/Yonathan still hates the guts of David/Dawidh.  This is against the original text.
    • In the original text, Sha’ul sets a task for Dawidh to complete in order to be allowed to marry Mikhal, which if I remember correctly was to bring him a large number of foreskins of Pelishtim (Philistines).  (I know:  EW!  GROSS!)  Considering the peacemaking efforts going on in this episode and modern sensibilities and th1e decline of arranged marriages, Kings cannot possibly have events play out this way.  This episode has Silas/Sha’ul remind Michelle/Mikhal of a vow she made without anyone ever saying what the vow was, but afterwards she virtually cuts off contact with David/Dawidh.  Presumably in another episode it will be revealed that the vow concerns who Michelle/Mikhal may marry, and David/Dawidh will have some task to complete.
    • I do not remember Sha’ul ever trying to make a peace treaty with the Pelishtim or cede territory to them.  The inclusion of such material in Kings sounds suspiciously like someone trying to retrofit bogus “Palestinian” land claims into the story.
    • The idea that a dream is ¹⁄₆₀ prophecy is Jewish, from the last chapter of Tractate Berakhoth in the Talmudh Bavli, if I remember correctly.
    • The name of the series, Kings, seems to derive from the Septuagint’s scheme for naming the books of the Hebrew Bible.  Corresponding to the Hebrew books of Samuel (Shemu’el) and Kings (Melakhim), the Septuagint has four books of Kings (ΒΑΣΙΛΕΙΩΝ, Basileiōn).  Not mention calling this series Samuel might seem a bit odd.
  2. China’s using politics to try to squelch the Dalai Lama backfires:  “Nobel outrage at South Africa’s decision to ban the Dalai Lama”.
  3. “Chief IDF rabbi, chief medical officer sign organ donation cards”: More religious leaders should step up to set such a good example.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “Star Wars - Who's on First”. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

15 ’Adhar 5769: Shushan Purim/Johnny Appleseed Day

Greetings.

Worthy cause of the day: “Tell EPA: Pave the way for cleaner cars!”

Also: I gave blood today. Please consider giving yourself if you can, as the Red Cross is in short supply. Two great things about it are 1) you can save a life without having to do anything dangerous, such as run into a burning building and 2) it is a way to do something good which costs nothing.

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. On and off I have thought about spinning off a separate Divine Misconceptions blog. This current blog is titled Weird thing of the day, but the range of materials posted on it has gotten rather wide and frequently not particularly weird. Spinning off a separate blog would allow me to focus this one more on weird things and another one on material related to the Divine Misconceptions project; on the other hand, it would mean I have to manage two separate blogs. To help me decide, I have started a new poll in the sidebar on the right, ending on 1 Nisan. Please vote and let me know what you think.
  2. More religious intolerance: “India: Pastor Shot In Bomb Attack On Church”, “Dalai Lama blasts 'brutal crackdown' in Tibet”, “The International Coalition for Religious Freedom: Should Kazakhstan Head the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe?”, and “UZBEKISTAN: Can authorities 'separate the simple study of one's religion from extremist activity'?”.
  3. “Somalis in Minneapolis fall under FBI suspicion”: (Submitted by Barry.) It does not take a genius to note that much of the terror committed on this planet is done in the name of Islam, regardless of whether one considers Islamic terrorism to be a legitimate part of Islam or not. As such, it is only to be expected that Muslims everywhere are being scrutinized for connections with Muslim terrorist organizations, and naturally Muslims who themselves do not engage in or support terrorism are put in a rather uncomfortable situation.
  4. “Egyptian cleric blasts Starbucks for 'Queen Esther' logo”: Thus is it written:
    "The girl in the Starbucks logo is Queen Esther. Do you know who Queen Esther was and what the crown on her head means? This is the crown of the Persian kingdom. This queen is the queen of the Jews. She is mentioned in the Torah, in the Book of Esther. The girl you see is Esther, the queen of the Jews in Persia," the cleric said.

    "The Crown you see here [in the Starbucks logo] is the crown of the kingdom of Xerxes," Higa said.

    "We want Starbucks to be shut down throughout the Arab and Islamic world," he concluded. "It is inconceivable that in Mecca and Al-Madina, there will be a picture of Queen Esther. Can you believe that in Mecca, Al-Madina, Cairo, Damascus, Kuwait, and all over the Islamic world there hangs the picture of beautiful Queen Esther, with a crown on her head, and we buy her products?"
    Putting aside the blatant anti-Semitism, the problem is that the premise for boycotting Starbucks is wrong. According to the Wikipedia article on Starbucks (which includes references to back it up its claim), the girl in the Starbucks logo is a siren, and previous versions of the logo look less plausibly like Queen ’Esther. WARNING: Previous versions of the logo are not suitable to show to children. Or scrupulous adults. Do not blame me if you follow that link and are offended.
  5. “Clean and Virtuous: When Physical Purity Becomes Moral Purity”: Just a curious quirk of human thinking.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “Unveiling the "Sixth Sense," game-changing wearable tech”:

Technologically, it is a wonderful thing to be living in the 21st century; we have wonderful toys and keep getting more of them. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron