Jewish date: 30 Shevaṭ 5774 (evening) (Parashath Terumah).
Today’s events: Inane Answering Machine Day, Escape Day.
I am sad to report that I am sick (upper respiratory infection according to the doctor), and my mind seems affected in now thinking up all sort of bizarre ideas, including fantastic creatures. This prompts today’s weird thing: “Save The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus”. This is a well-done hoax, with links to other hoaxed animals as well. Enjoy and share the weirdness.