Worthy cause of the day: “Stop Discriminatory Sentencing”.
In honor of one of today’s quasi-holidays, I hereby proclaim April 14 to be Don Quixote Day, dedicated to promoting wind power.
Today’s news and commentary:
- “Reuters Promotes Anti-Israel Blog”
- “Europe begins transferring €300m to PA” (Apparently the fact that the “Palestinian” Authority is less responsible with money than a compulsive gambler has not occurred to them.)
- “A Tale of Two Peoples”
- “Saudi King calls for interfaith dialogue” (Submitted by Barry. Considering that Saudi Arabia is probably the least religiously tolerant country on the planet, showing next to no improvement despite repeated pledges to do so, this is almost certainly a cheap public relations stunt.)
- “What You Need to Know When Passover Arrives on Saturaday Night”
- “The A-Team Countdown Begins” (Submitted by Barry. Have the people in Hollywood learned nothing? A priori probability of being awful: 95%, and that is generous.)
- “CAIR trains FBI agents as new report cites links to terror”
Aaron
Holy Prostitutes
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, ‘What may we do for you my son?’
He answers, ‘I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....’
‘Very well my son. Please follow me.’ He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, ‘Please knock on this door.’
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, ‘Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.’
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!
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