Jewish date: 8 Tishri 5771.
Today’s quasi-holidays: Collect Rocks Day, National Play-doh Day, Wife Appreciation Day, International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer, Mayflower Day, Women’s Friendship Day.
Worthy cause of the day: “Got Science?”.
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