Beware of Starfleet kitchen utensils

Image marginally relevant to today’s weird thing via Wikipedia

Greetings.

Jewish date:  18 Tishri 5771 (Parashath Bere’shith).

Today’s quasi-holidays:  Banned Book Week, European Day of Languages, National Pancake Day, Gold Star Mother’s Day.

Today’s news and commentary:

• “An alien's eye view of the solar system (w/ video)”
• “Lost language unearthed in a letter”
• “Million Dollar Comma”
• “We Only Trust Experts If They Agree with Us”:  This is a sad commentary on what people believe.
• “Salmonella Take Advantage of Our Battle Plan”

Today’s weird thing is the Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter, which is described in this short video:

(There is also a Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener, but the pizza cutter is cooler and more useful in a fight against Klingons.)  Enjoy, share the weirdness, and live long and prosper.

Aaron