Since tomorrow is National Nothing Day, there will be no weird thing of the day tomorrow.
Today’s weird thing is something so bizarre that I knew very quickly it had to be a weird thing of the day: “Wound Up Over Windmills”. This is an article about people being paranoid over windmills, a non-polluting, renewable method of collecting energy. Go read the article to find out what kinds of improbable claims they are making. No one would believe it if I said it. Enjoy.