24 Teveth 5766 * 24 January 2006: National Peanut Butter Day

Greetings.

Weird news:

• “Halliburton Cited in Iraq Contamination” (Oops.)
  
• “Third of Israeli children are poor”
  
• “Bill Would Require Hospitals to Tell Patients of Financial Aid” (This is a great idea!)
  
• “Photos reportedly show Bush meeting with Abramoff” (George W. Bush, please just resign and save yourself and everybody else the headache.)
  
• “Yeast Builds Better Monoclonal Antibodies”

In honor of National Peanut Butter Day, today’s weird things are The “Peanut butter and jelly sandwich” article at Wikipedia and “How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich” at eHow.com. Apparently people will write about anything. Enjoy.

Aaron