Wednesday, May 3, 2006

5 'Iyyar 5766 * 3 May 2006: Day 20 of the `Omer/Israel Independence Day

Greetings.

Relevant to today’s holiday: The Orthodox Union’s page on Israel Independence Day 5766 and the Dry Bones cartoon “Yom HaAtzmaut”.

Today’s news:Today’s weird thing is a little story from Emily’s collection. Enjoy, and happy Independence Day.

Aaron



Engineers and Cars

There were three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car stops running and they pull off to the side of the road wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. The Microsoft engineer came up with a suggestion:

-- Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open all the windows and see if it works?
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