Today’s news and commentary:
- “Opportunity Knocks”
- “Carter's Book: Presidential Pulp”
- “Islam gets concessions; infidels get conquered” (Submitted by Dad.)
A young Jewish mother walks her son to the school bus corner
on his first day of kindergarten.
“Behave, my bubaleh” she says. “Take good care of yourself and think about your mother, tataleh! And come right back
home on the bus, schein kindaleh. Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!”
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
“So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?”
The boy answers, “I learned my name is David.”