22 Kislew 5767 *13 December 2006: Warning Label Generator

Greetings.

Today’s news and commentary:

• “Baker Explains”
  
• “Bill handcuffs Chabad tefillin campaign” (What the gezornenblat is Paz-Pines thinking?)
  
• “Crist cancels inaugural ball in protest” (Submitted by Barry.)

Today’s weird thing is the Warning Label Generator. An example of what it can do:


Enjoy, share the weirdness, and beware of giant radioactive lizards.

Aaron