Monday, October 22, 2007

10 MARḤESHWAN 5768: AARON AND BARRY’S BIRTHDAY ON THE JEWISH CALENDAR/INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY

GREETINGS.

IN CELEBRATION OF MY BIRTHDAY, I HEREBY BANISH ALL UNPOPULAR GOVERNMENTAL LEADERS THAT OUGHT TO HAVE THE SENSE TO STEP DOWN BUT FAIL TO DO SO TO THE ARABIAN DESERT, THUS BRINGING US ONE STEP CLOSER TO WORLD PEACE. (YES, I KNOW THAT NONE OF THEM WILL PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MY PRONOUNCEMENT, BUT THIS IS MY BLOG AND MY BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL DO AS I PLEASE.)

IT IS PRETTY OBVIOUS WHAT I AM DOING IN CELEBRATION OF TODAY’S OTHER QUASI-HOLIDAY.

TODAY’S NEWS AND COMMENTARY:TODAY’S WEIRD THING, SUBMITTED BY BARRY, IS “SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST”. ENJOY AND SHARE THE WEIRDNESS.

AARON
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