IN CELEBRATION OF MY BIRTHDAY, I HEREBY BANISH ALL UNPOPULAR GOVERNMENTAL LEADERS THAT OUGHT TO HAVE THE SENSE TO STEP DOWN BUT FAIL TO DO SO TO THE ARABIAN DESERT, THUS BRINGING US ONE STEP CLOSER TO WORLD PEACE. (YES, I KNOW THAT NONE OF THEM WILL PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MY PRONOUNCEMENT, BUT THIS IS MY BLOG AND MY BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL DO AS I PLEASE.)
IT IS PRETTY OBVIOUS WHAT I AM DOING IN CELEBRATION OF TODAY’S OTHER QUASI-HOLIDAY.
TODAY’S NEWS AND COMMENTARY:
- “OPTIMISTS AND PESSIMISTS”
- “SCIENTISTS A STEP CLOSER TO STEERING HURRICANES”
- “FOOTBALL ROBOTS DON'T QUITE HAVE BECKS APPEAL”
AARON
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