Fake news: Medical researchers have warned of a new influenza strain. Those suffering from this virus are prone to perform martial arts moves in the style of Bruce Lee. As such, it is known as the kung flu.
Today’s news and commentary:
- “It Just Keeps Getting Worse”
- “Anti-cancer group holds concert on Everest slopes”
- “Disney's "Ratatouille" boosts demand for pet rats” (Submitted by Barry, who thinks rats make great pets.)
Aaron
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