Note: Hanukkah starts Tuesday night!
Today’s news and commentary, some of which Barry is responsible for:
- “British store tries "faux gras" challenge to French delicacy”
- “Russian vote seen as referendum on Putin”
- “Robots slug it out to be world champ”
- “YouTube suspends Egyptian blog activist's account”
- “Web site seeks to reunite gloves, owners”
- “Survey Finds Lack of Awareness About AIDS”
- “Stem Cells—This Time without the Cancer”
- “Extend the life of electronic gadgets”
- “Spin the Dreidel” (OK, so it’s not news or commentary. It’s my blog and I’ll do what I want.)
- “Israeli says elusive biblical wall found”
- “Many gene tests a waste of money: experts”
- “Ancient trees to be cloned for 'living library'”
- “Reporter gets circumcised to fight AIDS”
- “Power struggle to control ancient bones”
- “The Complex Story of Pareve Orange Juice”
Aaron
If I Died
A wife asks her husband,
—Honey, if I died, would you remarry?
—After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.
—If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?
—We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.
—If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?
—Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess she would.
—If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?
—Oh, no,—the husband replies—She’s left-handed.
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