8 Ṭeveth 5768: “Homemade Flame Thrower”

Greetings.

Today’s news and commentary, much of which Barry is responsible for:

• “Rejecting Negativity”
  
• “Christmas card arrives 93 years late”
  
• “Qassam wounds infant in kibbutz Zikim” (Real warriors do not attack children! Surely the Muslim terrorists behind this are a bunch of complete losers who are insufficiently brave to take on real targets, such as the entire Israeli Army, and they are obviously afraid to die since they sent a mindless machine to fight for them rather than risk their own death. Clearly they have no honor whatsoever.)
  
• “Priest attacked, hurt in Turkey” (The Muslim terrorist behind this also clearly has no honor. Unless this priest was also a black-belt in karate, he was a target unworthy of a real warrior. Real warriors take down armed soldiers or armed vehicles. With Muslims attacking targets that could be taken down by a stupid kid with a BB-gun, it is no wonder that they are losing so much respect these days.)
  
• “How Much Data Is That?”
  
• “Meeting KITT” (NO! SOMEBODY STOP THE TRAGEDY!)
  
• “Marrying for Love ... of Money” (Scary.)

Today’s weird thing is “Homemade Flame Thrower”. WARNING: Do not build this thing unless you know what you are doing and are sufficiently mature and moral not to misuse it. If you blow yourself up or burn down the house, it’s your own fault for doing something stupid. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron