2 Nisan 5768: No Housework Day/World Health Day

Greetings.

Worthy cause of the day: “Help Protect America's Wetlands”.

Today’s news and commentary:

• “Slippery Slope”
  
• “A 'birthright' for non-Jews?”
  
• “Philly school effort cuts weight gain” (Submitted by Barry.)
  
• “Administration Asserts No Fourth Amendment for Domestic Military Operations”
  
• “More parents using txt language to make their child's name gr8” (Submitted by Erin. And people think my suggestion of naming a kid “Metatron” is bad...)
  
• “Identical Twins' Genes Are Not Identical”
  
• “The Origin of Menopause: Why Do Women Outlive Fertility?”
  
• “German News Agency Pays Arabs to Riot” (Shameful.)

Today’s weird thing, submitted by Barry, is “Grocery Store Wars”.

A bit too paranoid of genetic engineering and irradiation, but still very funny. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron