Sunday, April 13, 2008

8 Nisan 5768: International Plant Appreciation Day/Blame Somebody Else Day

Greetings.

Worthy causes of the day, suggested by Barry: “StopBigMedia.com: TV Stations Need Public Accounability” and “Show the Candidates the Many Faces of Climate Change”.

In observance of one of today’s quasi-holidays, I blame the Bush administration for strangling research funding, resulting in me—and most likely many other people—not having a job. George W. Bush may apologize by sending me a large check to compensate me for all that lost income or, at the very least, buy me a few very expensive things from my Divine Misconceptions sources wish-list.

Today’s news and commentary:Today’s weird thing is something silly from Emily’s collection, included below. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron


A Sunday school teacher asked her class, “What was Jesus’ mother’s name?”

One child answered, “Mary.”

The teacher then asked, “Who knows what Jesus’ father’s name was?”

A little kid said, “Verge.”

Confused, the teacher asked, “Where did you get that?”

The kid said, “Well, you know they are always talking about Verge ’n’ Mary.
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