Fake news update: Archaeologists have discovered the mini-van which Saint Patrick used to drive the snakes out of Ireland.
- “Scaly Dino Find Complicates Feather Evolution”
- “DHS Gets Another F in Computer Security”
- “Poll shows abortion ban unpopular”
- “Shallow men and the women who suffer”
- “Lawmaker Campaigns Against NASA Budget Cuts”
- “Pentagon plans cyber-insect army” (I cannot make something like this up.)
- “Pelosi Hints at Democrats' 'Unified' Agenda”