Today’s news:
- “the 2006 Shmendrik Awards”
- “Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors” (Submitted by Barry. I cannot make this up.)
- “Homeland security group to meet away from public eye”
- “Dems Lambast Prescription Drug Benefit”
- “No accounting for a crook's taste”
- “Ethics reform stalling in Congress”
- “Bush shuns Patriot Act requirement” (Translation: Bush is living in a fantasy world.)
- “Drug tally shoots down a racial myth” (Submitted by Barry.)
- “Russian Software Developer Beats Pirate in Boxing Ring”
- “Urban Legends Reference Pages: Science (Catapoultry)”
Aaron
2 comments:
I object to the characterization of myself in that silly picture book of a pdf file. My actions were part of a useful service to simultaneously eliminate population pressures and civilize the primitive beings of Teegeeack, which has been a benefit to all concerned. I demand a retraction or I will do something mean, such as make Tom Cruise jump up and down on your couch.
Send Tom Cruise! I want to sit on him as punishment for Mission Impossible!
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