<EMBELLISHED>Right now I am trying to register so I can apply for jobs on what has to be the most evil system an HR department has ever devised. In order to fight the demonic powers properly, I have gathered around me the most evil magical books in my possession: The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Rituals by Anton Szandor LaVey, The Necronomicon, and Godless: The Church of Liberalism by Ann Coulter. Hopefully my demonic powers will cancel out those of HR. Let’s see how this goes...</EMBELLISHED>
Today’s news and commentary:
- “Asylum for Sudanese refugees”
- “Schwarzenegger Threatens To Sue EPA”
- “Democrats to issue subpoenas to Rice, Republican National Committee”
- “Most Docs Let Drug Makers Buy Them Food” (Bad idea.)
- “To sleep, perchance to remember”
Aaron
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