Thursday, April 26, 2007

‪ח׳ אייר תשס״ז * 26 April 2007: כ״ג בעומר/Shuffleboard Day/National Pretzel Day/Landscape Architecture Day

Greetings.

<EMBELLISHED>Right now I am trying to register so I can apply for jobs on what has to be the most evil system an HR department has ever devised. In order to fight the demonic powers properly, I have gathered around me the most evil magical books in my possession: The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Rituals by Anton Szandor LaVey, The Necronomicon, and Godless: The Church of Liberalism by Ann Coulter. Hopefully my demonic powers will cancel out those of HR. Let’s see how this goes...</EMBELLISHED>

Today’s news and commentary:Today’s weird thing is “Kosher Bagel Seeds”. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron
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