Today’s news and commentary, some of which Barry is responsible for:
- “The British Go To War! (1982)”
- “Scientists: Genes determine dogs' sizes”
- “Solar power breakthrough at Massey”
- “Hackers offer subscription, support for their malware”
- “Climate change threatens new dust bowl”
Aaron
Have you ever had a bad day? Bet you can’t top this one…
A little guy was sitting at the bar staring at his drink for a long time.
Suddenly a big tough biker came in and snatched his glass and guzzled down the contents and laughed “Hah!! So what are you going to do about that little man?”
“Nothing,” sighed the little man despondently, “You see, today has been the worst day of my life. This morning I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss was furious and so he fired me. I cleared my desk, went to my car only to discover that it was not there—someone had stolen it. So I took a taxi home, but when it came time to pay the driver, I realized that I’d forgotten my wallet. I then went in the house and found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking of ending it all, you came along and drank my poison.”
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