Today’s holidays: Absolutely no one on Earth has a real holiday today. Go figure.
Today’s quasi-holidays: Nocturnal Day; Flying Monkey Day; Fiesta de los Frijoles Resfritos
Worthy cause of the day: Save the Tatas
Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
- Precious Moments Clip Art. The little buggers are terrifying.
Today’s news and commentary:
- Keyboard Cat Gets Served! Piano Cat Is The New Internet Star
- Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers
- Genuine Live Ninja Turtle Sighted
Today’s weird thing is Texts from Last Night. This collection of actually texts messages chronicles all manner of sick and depraved acts people actually did. It is by far the most persuasive reason not to do drugs or engage in casual sex ever presented. Enjoy and share the weirdness.
Bobby Awesome and his cousin Beth, who is even more awesome