Jewish date: 10 ’Elul 5769.
Today’s holiday: Twenty-Second Sunday of Ordinary Time.
Today’s quasi-holiday: National Toasted Marshmallow Day.
Relevant to Divine Misconceptions: “The Day Moshiach Came”: This is a short story on the dangers of fighting the wrong battles and claiming to know what one does not know. It is well-written enough to speak for itself.
Today’s news and commentary:
“The watermelon catapult had”:
Enjoy and share the weirdness.