Thursday, November 23, 2006

2 Kislew 5767 * 23 November 2006: Thanksgiving/Cashews Day

Greetings, and happy Turkey Day.

Today’s news and commentary:Today’s weird thing is something silly from Emily’s collection, included below.. Enjoy and share the weirdness.


Happy Thanksgiving!!!

’Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but we just couldn't sleep.
We tried counting backwards;
We tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned the dark meat and white,
But we fought the temptation with all of our might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, we raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
We gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
We felt ourselves swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden we rose off the ground.
We crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, we managed to yell as we soared past the trees
Happy eating to ALL, pass the cranberries, please!
May your stuffing be tasty; may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes ’n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious; may your pies take the prize
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.

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