7 Kislew 5767 * 28 November 2006: Sorry Gotta Go

Greetings.

Today’s news and commentary:

• “Again?”
  
• “Why We Worry About The Things We Shouldn't... ...And Ignore The Things We Should”
  
• “THE QUEST FOR CATS” (Submitted by Barry, and it’s not about felines.)
  
• “Peace on Earth? Not in our subdivision!”
  
• “ORPHANS OF AIDS”
  
• “Lieberman vows to stop Olmert's plan”
  
• “Large broods and large responsibilities”
  
• ““Terrorists Say ‘Ceasefire’ hudna Enables Arms Smuggling and Training”
  
• “Hamas threatening cease fire hudna”

Today’s weird thing is Sorry Gotta Go, which is an interesting approach to handling telemarketers and other unwanted callers. (NOTE: This is provided for entertainment value only. Consult a religious authority or your conscience before actually making use of this technique! Junkbusters is probably better for the conscientious.) Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron