And now for the fake news: Due to warming of the Arctic, Santa Claus has decided relocate to Jamaica.
Today’s news and commentary:
- “Bible sells big; so do its spinoffs” (Pointed out to me by Mom. Not inherently fallacious, though rather strange in some points.)
- “Army poised for action against wild animals in Japan”
- “PA paying Schalit captors' families” (Why is ’Olmert thinking of making peace with these people again?)
- “The price of British Jewish criticism of Israel”
- “Fatwa forbids PA Muslims to emigrate” (The Israeli government ought to be paying “Palestinians” to emigrate.)
Aaron
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The first link mentions an audio version of the Bible with Samuel L. Jackson as God. Some quotes from that version:
"Eat not thou of the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil lest I smite thine a**!"
"Vanity of vanities, it's all bunch of f***ing s***!"
"I have had it with these motherf***ing sinners on this motherf***ing planet!"
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