Note: The robot who delivered yesterday’s weird thing showed up again, pointing out that part of the end had been somehow omitted. This error has been fixed, so feel free to read the whole essay.
Today’s news and commentary:
You have just received the "HONOR VIRUS"!!!
As we don't have any programming experience, this Virus works on the honor system.
Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list.
Thanks for your cooperation.