Beware of failed escalators

Greetings.

Jewish date:  10 Shevaṭ 5770 (Parashath Beshallaḥ.)

Today’s quasi-holidays:  Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day, A Room of One’s Own Day, Opposite Day, Burns Night.

Worthy causes of the day:  “Demand Quality Pre-K Educators - The Petition Site”, “Keep Health Insurance Accessible for Americans Aged 50 and Higher - The Petition Site”, and “action.firedoglake.com | Tell House Progressives: Stand Up for Real Reform, Vote Down the Senate Bill”.

Today’s weird thing, submitted by Barry, is “Escalator Fail or Exercise Win?”.

I have no idea if this is real or not.  Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron