A random plot generator? The horror!

Greetings.

Jewish date:  18 Ṭeveth 5770 (Parashath Shemoth).

Today’s quasi-holidays:  National Thank God It’s Monday! Day, Tennis Day, Trivia Day, World Habitat Day.

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Image what Zemata seems to think is the neighborhood where the giant octopus lives via Wikipedia

Today’s weird thing is the Horror Plot Generator.  This is a sample of its allegedly scary work:

A gigantic octopus with the ability to heal quickly, whose home base is in a Victorian funeral home, wants to have more psychic abilities. Supported by monks, the gigantic octopus appears to have one weakness - gold. Interestingly enough, the gigantic octopus is made out of wood.

I get the impression this is considered a horror plot generator because the goal would be to take the random plot and somehow make it scary.  Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron