Greetings.
It is with deep sorrow that I report that Harry Potter is dead. That’s right: he’s dead, apparently killed in Hebron at age 19. And oddly enough, J. K. Rowling is not to blame. You can read about it in this Yahoo! News article.
Aaron
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And I enjoyed killing him too!
--Tom Marvolo Riddle, a.k.a. "Lord Voldemort"
Oh, dear. Now I'll have to decide whether to promote Ron Weasley or Hermione Grangier to main character. I'm not sure either is really suited for the task. Perhaps we'll have to promote that Dudley boy...
Albus Dumbledore
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