Monday, October 17, 2005

14 Tishri 5766/17 October 2005: `Erev Sukkoth

Greetings.

Information on the holiday starting tonight: The Temple Institute: Articles: The Festival of Sukkot (Tabernacles).

Today’s weird thing is a little something from Emily’s collection and included below. As a special bonus, I would also like to point out the Harvey Magila dancing rabbi. Enjoy.

Aaron




GREEN EGGS AND WHAT?

The National Education Association is celebrating "Read Across America"
by encouraging adults to read children.
Of course, Green Eggs and Ham is one of the most popular Dr. Seuss books.
And there's the dilemma. How can Jewish kids celebrate with green
Eggs and HAM?

So, in honor of (and with apologies to the estate of Dr. Seuss) here's a
new ending for the story:

Will you never see?
They are not KOSHER,
So let me be!

I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them, Sam-I-am.
But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit.
Or I will try them with some brisket.

I'll eat green eggs in a box.
If you serve them with some lox.
And those green eggs are worth a try
Scrambled up in matzoh brie!

And in a boat upon the river,
I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham,

Let your friends in on the scoop:
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!
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