Groundhog news: “Punxsutawney Phil predicts ...”
Weird news:
- “Study Finds New Planet Bigger Than Pluto”
- “How I stalked my girlfriend”
- “President panders to anti-manimal lobby! Dr Moreau flees country in rage!” (This is not as flaky as the title suggests.)
- “Hamster, snake best friends at Tokyo zoo” (Suggested by Mom.)
- “U.S. to Extend Emergency Rx Coverage” (Translation: Bush still hasn't fixed what’s wrong with his grotesque Medicare program.)
- “California to sue over federal prescription drug plan” (Serves Bush right.)
Aaron
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