- “Chirac calls for fund to pay PA salaries” (What the gezornenblat is Chirac thinking?)
- “1 in 5 pay more in Medicare Rx plan” (What the gezornenblat was Bush thinking?)
- “Senate Republicans Propose $100 Gas Rebate, Alaska Drilling” (What the gezornenblat are they thinking?)
Assignment for anyone working on their Hebrew: Identify who Jared was in Tanakh (= the Hebrew Bible), and give the meaning of the name "Jerusha".
Enjoy, happy new month, and Shabbath Shalom.