Today’s news and commentary:
- “Bionic arm provides hope for amputees”
- “Cult enters bunkers though doomsday uneventful” (Yes, this irrational adherence to what was shown to be clearly false prophecy does get to make it into The Orange Catholic Necronomicon (or whatever I decide to call it).)
- “You Won’t USBelieve What Plugs into a Computer”
- “news fasting” (Interesting notion.)
- “NSA Bill Performs a Patriot Act” (What part of “unconstitutional” don’t these people in the Senate understand?)
- “Puffy 'Cork' Planet Would Float on Water ”
- “Q-Ray inventor gets more than wrist slap”
- “Customize the kernel panic screen” (Of all the things someone would try to hack...)
- “They Said it Couldn't be Done: Diebold Voting-Machine Hack Announced at SD Best Practices”
- “Mayor Signs Smoking Ban in Philadelphia” (Amen! Amen!)
- “Crafting guns into guitars” (This is a pretty strange way to beat a sword into a plowshare.)
- “Ethiopian aliya to stay at 300 a month”
- “E. coli cases traced to bagged spinach” (Now children will have the perfect excuse to tell their parents why they won’t eat their spinach.)
Aaron
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