Thursday, January 27, 2005

Weird thing of the day 27 January 2005/17 Shevat 5765

Greetings.

Today’s weird thing is a little story that was sent to me by Mabel by way of my mother and is included below. Enjoy.

Aaron




THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES 
 
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!"...he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty."Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin' cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time-- 
 
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET!!"

7 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Hey, Bobby Awesome, your spelling is fantastic. How come you don't end your plurals with a "z"?

Anonymous said...

that would just make me look stupid go get an edyookayshun!!!!!

bobby awesome

Anonymous said...

hey stop removing my posts you owl exfoliator!

Rupert Hippo said...

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby... This is my blog, and I’m free to allow or prohibit any of posts as I please—and I don’t particularly care for petty name-calling. If you want to criticize my posts intelligently, that’s fine. But no flaming. Failure to follow this policy may result in removal of offending posts.

Aaron

Anonymous said...

YEAH WAT HE SED!!!!!!!!!! & I THINK GOLDILOX WUZ FRAMED BY THE CIA & DIDNT BRAKE NO CHAIRS OR EAT NO PORRIJ OR SLEEP IN NO1'S BED CUZ THEY DO BAD THINGS LIKE THAT

BIFF