I am back from my trip to Indianapolis, where I had a job interview. Please pray I get hired.
Robert “Bobby Awesome” Olsen has been grounded for some of the things he posted on my blog. He has also been sentenced to write “I will not make spurious claims” 100 times, “π is wonderful” 100 times, and “Good spelling is very important” 100 times.
Tomorrow is Saint Patrick’s Day, which Erin refers to as Erin Go Bragh Day. <TONGUE IN CHEEK>At this time of year, there is a huge jump in the rate of thefts of leprechauns’ gold. Keep in mind that it is illegal to take the gold of leprechauns found at the end of rainbows. In most of the United States, the penalty for doing so is to have to watch the Leprechaun series of films, widely reputed to be horrible.</TONGUE IN CHEEK>
Today’s news and commentary:
- “End the Incitement”
- “Media Messages (1997)”
- “Droid R2-D2 to collect mail” (Submitted by Barry.)
- “Cairo's popular waterpipes no safer than cigarettes” (Submitted by Barry, too.)