Tuesday, May 15, 2007

‪כ״ז אייר תשס״ז * 15 May 2007: מ״ב בעומר/Nakba Day/Straw Hat Day/National Chocolate Chip Day/National Receptionists Day

Greetings.

Today is the day the Stateless Arabs (“Palestinians”) commemorate as “Nakba Day”, marking their failed attempt to wipe out the State of Israel at its inception in 1948. It must be noted that they have failed, over and over again, to wipe out Israel, despite the fact that the Israeli government is hopelessly bogged down by factional bickering and incompetent leaders. Get some sense, Stateless Arabs! If you can’t beat a country whose government is a disaster, even if you’ve been trying for about 80 years, you can’t beat anyone! If you tried taking over the virtually uninhabited Antarctica, you would be devastated by the penguins! There is no honor in beating your heads against the anti-terrorism barrier and complaining like a bunch of immature brats. You lost, get over it, and get on with your lives.

Today’s news and commentary, some of which Barry is responsible for:Last night I watched Star Trek: Insurrection, one of the less remarkable Star Trek movies. In dishonor of it, today’s weird thing is “STAR TREK: INSUFFICIENT”. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron
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