Today’s news and commentary:
- “Heavy is the Load”
- “Fortieth Anniversary”
- “Poll: American satisfaction at new low” (Submitted by Barry.)
- “Solar Power From Space: A Better Strategy for America and the World?”
- “Planet of Promise: Small, Rocky World Could Harbor Life”
- “Falwell, right and wrong”
Aaron
God is left handed
Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"
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