Sunday, May 20, 2007

‪ג׳ סיון תשס״ז * 20 May 2007: מ״ז בעומר/Weights and Measures Day

Greetings.

Today’s news and commentary:Today’s weird thing is a cute story from Emily’s collection, included below. Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron



God is left handed

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"

Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."

This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"

"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"
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