R2D2 finally got back to me. While he still hasn’t gotten around to translating his essay for me, he did direct me to THE STORY OF ANDY'S COMPUTER, in which he stars. However, this page was previously the weird thing of the day over a year ago.
For today’s weird thing, I’ve decided to continue the trend of silly things related to current movies and thus present for you Howstuffworks "How the Batsuit Works". (You’d have thought they’d retire victoriously after explaining lightsabers.) They also have an article on how secret superheroes’ secret identities really are, which shows an interesting extent people will go to in writing stuff. I’m still trying to figure out how superheroes who don’t cover their entire face are supposed to keep their identities secret; maybe they all wear plastic masks from Mission: Impossible...