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Star Wars update: “'Star Wars' princess inspires royal name in Norway”. (I cannot make this up. It’s not my fault!)
- Chinese justice system blooper: “'Butchered' waitress turns up alive?”
- Europe maintains contacts with Hamas, a known terrorist organization, and badly rationalizes it to Israel.
- The Bush administration is allowing companies to test the safety of pesticides by deliberately poison humans.
- AP is a serious contender for the Mismatched Headline Awards.