Sunday, May 31, 2009

Beware of old modems

Greetings.

Jewish date:  8 Siwan 5769.

Today’s holidays:  Pentecost Sunday (Western Christian), Feast Day of Alphonse Louis Constant.

Today’s quasi-holidays:  Speak in Complete Sentences Day, World No Tobacco Day.

Worthy causes of the day:  “Ask Kerry to hold a hearing on Sudan”, “Arctic Refuge Threatened by New Drilling Proposal”, “Don't Let the Insurance Industry Dictate Health Care Reform!”, and “Reduce the Military's Carbon Bootprint!”

Relevant to Divine Misconceptions:
  1. “Actually that iz a commun”:
    funny pictures of cats with captions
    Yes, this is most definitely a joke.  However, I am still fuzzy on the origin of this notion of “harvesting souls”.
  2. “Twilight series spawns religion: Edward Cullen is real, members should read the books like a Bible”:  This is also a joke (probably).  I am not clear on what the point of a parody/joke religion based on a series of novels about vampires is, especially when it takes the position that the novels are an accurate depiction of reality, yet deifies characters who are merely human or vampire.  For an example of a parody religion which actually makes sense, please see the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the purpose of which is to expose the sloppy thinking and dishonest tactics of creationism.  Remember, creators of parody religions, self-consistency and a clear goal count.
  3. “Trouble Brewing for AIG and Federal Government; Challenge of AIG Bailout Allowed to Proceed”:  Here we have a clear problem of separation of church and state, not to mention aiding and abetting the enemy.  AIG, which has received government bailout money, is into shari‘a-compliant financing, which involves giving to Muslim causes—including funding terrorism.
Today’s news and commentary:
Today’s weird thing is “1964 300baud modem surfs the web.  Enjoy and share the weirdness.

Aaron

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

was is this!!!!!! they're splicing human genes into mice! soon they'll be talking and then what!!!! this is sick! down with evil mad scientisits and their talking mice!!!!!!!!!

Your Mom said...

hey fuck you man. i like mice. like ratatooee or however you spell his name. you're just one of those douche nozzle hippie freaks. go back to eating grass you little jerk.

i did your mom!!!!!!! said...

hey i eat cows with the rest of them!!! i'm pretty sure you're eating something more like sausage instead!!!!!!! mice are sick little bastards! why do you think we put out traps for them! what are you doing, putting one up your backside!!!!!!

you did my grandma>!?! said...

shut the hell up you grass eater! mice can crawl up your butt and die. mice are freakin cool. shut up and die lolololol. do the world a huge favor and kill yourself.

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Anonymous said...

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erin edlemna will kick your ass! said...

I hope Erin Edelman or whor==ever writes this post kicks your ass. hes gonna knock your okapi off the soupcan. fuckyou, dyke.

STEVE THE MAGNIFICENT said...

DUDE WE GOT TALKING MOUSES NOW HOW DID THAT HAPPEN THIS IS LIKE IN REVELATION AND NOW THE SEVEN DOORS OF THE HORESEMEN WILL OPEN AND THE VULTURES OF ETERNITY WILL FLY FORTH AND GOBBLE THE SOULS OF THE INFIDELS AND ALL THOSE WHO INDULGE IN THE PERVERSION OF NATURE AND ALL THAT IS GOOD AND TRUE WILL FILL THE WORLD WITH LIGHT AND HOPE AND VANQUISH THE DEVIL AND ALL WILL FLY FORTH FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL WITH THE BURNING OF TACOS AND COLESLAW AND MY BARBEQUE WENT JUST AWFUL AND I ORDERED A PIZZA AND IT WAS THIS MOUSE THAT DELIVERED IT A TALKING MOUSE AND I CURSED IT AND CRIED I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE SATAN SO LET US PRAY THAT THE CAR STARTS AFTER THE ALIENS MESSED WITH IT AMEN

douche nozzle said...

Your mom is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade, asswipe.

STEVE THE MAGNIFICENT said...

YEAH I DID YOUR MOM AND SHE AND SATAN JOINED ME FOR A MAN AGE AT WAH