UNAUTHORIZED “GUEST” POST BY SALLE: SHELOMOH HILLELS STREET

HI.  MY NAME IS ◯▛┲╢┃◑▶, BUT I LIKE TO BE CALLED SALLE.  I’M ◳◳◳’S PET ◪◬◘, AND LIKE ◳◳◳ I’M VERY NAUGHTY.  ◳◳◳ SAID I GET TO DO AN UNAUTHORIZED “GUEST” POST ON THAT HUMAN ’AHARON’S BLOG, AND I GET TO WRITE ABOUT SHELOMOH HILLELS STREET.  THIS MAKES ME VERY HAPPY.

THIS IS THE SIGN FOR THE STREET.  I THINK THEY PUT IN THE WRONG PLACE.

THIS IS THE STREET.  YOU CAN’T TAKE CARS HERE.  VERY STRAIGHT.  LIKE THE WHITE PICKET FENCE.  DON’T LIKE THE BROWN PICKET FENCE.  YOU’D THINK THE HUMANS WHO LIVE THERE HAD SEEN A ◪◬◘ BEFORE.  THEY WERE SCARED.  THEY SHOULD BE.  I LIKE TO MAKE THINGS GO BOOM!  VERY SAD THERE REALLY ISN’T ANYTHING WORTH BLOWING UP ON THIS STREET.  I REALLY LOVE PLAYING WITH DYNAMITE.  NOT REALLY ANY BUILDINGS WORTH STEALING AND SELLING TO THE ZEELANDERS OR KERPLATTERS.  NOT SURE IF THE STREET IS A BIT TILTED OR ’AHARON WAS WHEN HE TOOK THIS PICTURE.

HERE WE HAVE A GIANT CARNIVOROUS PLANT.  I LOVE THESE THINGS.  THEY SCARE THE HEEBEEJEEBEES OUT OF NINJAS AND PIRATES AND PENGUINS.  AFTER ’AHARON TOOK THIS PICTURE, A BUNCH OF PENGUINS CAME IN WITH SWORDS AND ATTACKED IT AND FOUGHT FOR HOURS.  I HAD TO GO HELP ◳◳◳ UPROOT A PALM TREE, BUT I WANT TO GO BACK AND WATCH THAT PLANT FIGHT WITH PENGUINS AGAIN.

I’M GOING TO MAKE THINGS GO BOOM! NOW.  I LOVE YOU.  BYE-BYE.

SALLE