Wednesday, July 27, 2005

20 Tammuz 5765/27 July 2005: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Greetings.

Today’s weird thing, randomly chosen from a folder full of stuff like many weird things of the day, comes from Emily’s collection and is included below. You can ask Barry how accurate it is. Enjoy.

Aaron



Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
    SCHIZOPHRENIA:
    Do You Hear What I Hear?

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    DEMENTIA:
    I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

    NARCISSISTIC:
    Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    MANIC:
    Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
    and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
    Hydrants and...

    PARANOID:
    Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

    PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell
    you Why.

    DEPRESSION:
    Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

    OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
    Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell,
    Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle
    Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
    Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell,
    Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
    Rock............(better start again)

    PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
    On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then
    took it all away).

    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

    Happy Holidays!!
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