Wednesday, July 6, 2005

6 July 2005/29 Siwan 5765: National Fried Chicken Day

Greetings.

Junior Crabtree, in an attempt at atoning for helping Robert “Bobby Awesome” Olsen post to my blog, sent me what he alleges is a lost scene from Star Wars: Episode IV—A New Hope. I’m not sure I believe it.



INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON, DINING AREA.

Luke and Obi-Wan are having dinner. Luke is eating with his hands. Obi-Wan looks displeased.

OBI-WAN
To become a Jedi, you must perfect yourself in all areas of life, including table manners.

LUKE
(shrugs)
Everyone on Tattooine eats like this.

OBI-WAN
But a Jedi has to be a gentleman and do the right thing, even if no one else is doing it.
(holds out an eating utensil)
Use the fork, Luke.



Today’s weird thing is the article “Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Mission”. (I cannot make stuff like this up!) What I want to know is how the astrologer is going to prove damages.

Enjoy.

Aaron
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